i'm looking for a chinese emcee

OMG! it is so painful and difficult to find a good emcee and let alone that he/she must be effectively bilingual and is an advantage to have chinese music background! don't tell me that i have to end up doubling as an emcee myself for the show... *argh*

i am now openly looking for a chinese emcee so you happened to fit most of the criterias (i shan't be that choosy) or you think your friend does, please get them to write to me or leave a message in the shoutbox...
1. he/she must be effectively bilingual i.e. fluent in both English and Chinese (spoken and written)
2. have background in chinese music
3. have ample time to do own script
4. pleasantly looking
5. good voice